Why I've Been Slow Posting Lately
QSK readers : YOUR EYES ONLY
Due to a matter of national security, our bureau has 87,000 special agents working undercover on a classified project involving your employee, QSMama.
As part of a special mission, QSMama was required to escort The Dalai Lama to a running tournament at an undisclosed location yesterday. QSMama was simultaneously performing surveillance and posting on her QSK blog when QSMama foiled a diabolical attempt to destroy the world by disarming a rogue nuclear device using only a sweet potatoes, a iBook G4, a paper clip and extreme courage.
QSMama was awarded a medal by Jude Law and spent the night recovering in a the Madeleine Chapel in Paris, all the while begging us to charter a jet to get to work on time. Although tardiness is certainly against company policy, remember, if it weren't for QSMama none of us would be at work today.
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Har, har, har. Want your own ridiculous excuse? Go McDonald's Morning Impaired site to generate one.
