How many times have you laughed (wryly, of course) about your toddler or preschooler's narrow range of dinner preferences? Chicken nuggets. Pizza. Tofu cubes. Repeat, ad nauseaum.

For the enterprising moms behind Planet Mom T-Shirts, such curiosities of life as a mom inspired a line of apparel embroidered with sayings that will make any parent (or grandparent) laugh. Check out the "Chicken Nuggets or Pizza?" at the right. Other great lines include "Whine? No. Wine? Yes," "Nanny Deprived," "Because I Said So," and one that might as well be custom-made for me: "Seeking Tall, Dark, Rich Cup of Coffee." Amen.

I love the tongue-in-cheekiness. I love the fact they're embroidered, not screenprinted. And I love that these tees are specially fitted for women's bodies. Boxy tees suck.

So long as we're guiding our Quicksies through the fast-food world, we might as well wear the right uniform. I plan to add a couple of Planet Mom's pieces to my wardrobe.