Two kinda funny things in today's news, both involving Taco Bell.

First, for someone with a very rich sugar mama, Kevin Federline, aka Mr. Britney Spears, seems sure he'll be able to teach his kids the value of a solid day's work.

Speaking to US magazine, as quoted in the Mirror UK, K-Fed says, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

On a related note, here's this.

Meanwhile, twenty-year-old Ryan Daniel Goff was sentenced to 16 to 30 months in prison for his botched attempt at extorting money from Taco Bell. Goff complained to employees at a Traverse City, Michigan, restaurant that his burrito tasted "funny." He then told the local health department and a Taco Bell regional office he found a dead mouse in his food.

But Goff's girlfriend ratted him out, telling authorities he'd bought frozen mice from a pet store and put one inside his burrito.

(TWH insists I should note Taco Bell is one of my guilty pleasures.)